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Fiddler's Green

A legendary imagined afterlife, where there is perpetual happiness, a fiddle that never stops playing, and dancers who never tire. There are endless pure green hills and the sky never goes gray. Beer flows like rivers and there is never a weary soul.

It is said you must be either an Irish sailor or a cavalryman to be worthy to enter.
When a sailor or cavalryman dies, they will enter Fiddler's Green. All of their fallen friends will be waiting for them there with two pints in hand. They will stand and watch as everyone else marches off to hell.
by 19DeltaScout March 10, 2011
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crofter's

The only jelly I'll put in my belly
Person A : What's the best jelly brand?

Person B : Crofter's

Person C : Smuckers?

Person B : F A L S E H O O D
by Sir. Sing-a-alot May 17, 2019
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hoosecawl's

A slang term for the female breast. Often used in it's plural form to designate a pair of boobs....
Zach, check out the hoosecawl's on that girl!
by Dave the Carpenter February 9, 2021
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Abigail’s Promise

A nonsensical principle coined by the YouTuber, “Internet Comment with Erik”, being a parody of commonly referenced philosophical principles in media such as Occam’s razor and Chekhov’s gun.
“Did you hear about that new Lord of the Rings series? Classic Abigail’s promise right there.”
by Commentiquette Student April 16, 2022
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Voldemort's Nose

Something that does not exist or is impossible.
-What's the square root of -2?
-Voldemort's nose.
by pottergeek7 March 30, 2011
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That's how mafia works

A meme referring to the Mafia City ads were a man says "That's how mafia works." This meme is usually associated with a "lower level object/person" and a "higher level" version level as that.
Susan: "Oh no I'm being robbed!"
Level 5 Gangster: *Scares the mugger away*
Susan: "Oh why thank you!" *kisses Gangster*
Level 5 Gangster: *Turns into Level 35 Boss*
Mafia Boss: "That's how mafia works"
by I Yoinked Your Girl January 15, 2019
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It’s Morbin Time

Last thing you hear before you get morbed from toes to shoulders.
The morbing guy: It’s Morbin Time
A: *Tries to escape the unavoidable morbing*
A: OH GOD OH FUCK
by g_LemoNN April 9, 2022
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