Tell your face

A way of telling someone that they are using the wrong facial expression for a situation. usually shouted

Person 1: hey dumbass
*looks at friends expression*
Person 1: woah dude, I was only joking
Person 2: I know that
Person 1: TELL YOUR FACE!!!!!

by jack thomas 1995 March 16, 2011

Salt your dog

Being in such a depressed state that you lube your own hand with the saltiness of your tears for masturbation

Man that torta dumped me so i was saltin my dog all night.

Salt your dog bro

by saltydog69 October 12, 2011

Your Top G

The absolute most attractive and inteligent person in the world.Can be used to describe an alpha male.

Gersi is Your Top G.

by Klement Deda July 26, 2022

who's your daddy?

A saying used to demoralize or degrade someone during or after an event in which the man is in a superior possition. Often used to degrade women when said by a man.

"Ooh, you see that shot? Who's your daddy?"
"Yeah suck it bitch, Who's your daddy?"

by Tkieron July 24, 2006

time of your life

an awesome green day song; the song is very instrumental (only aucostic guitar) and is soft (and not really punk like most of their songs); the song's real title is Good Riddance, but this is the common name; the basis of the song is a relationship gone bad and all the painful memories; after the realtionship is over, he hopes she had a good time, but thinks she need to move on

It's something unpredictable,
But in the end its right,
I hope you had the time of your life.

by GreenDayIsTheBest April 16, 2004

time of your life

Good Riddance (Time of Your Life) is so un-Green Day yet so wonderfully-Green Day at the same time. It is my favourite song and is played often at graduations, funerals etc.
Many people won't accept that this is the same people who did American Idiot. It is Green Day does MOR and it's just so appealing to everyone.

There are various theories about what Billie Joe Armstrong was meaning when he wrote this:
1 After a break up
2 Looking back on your life on your death-bed
3 Getting totally drunk
4 Green Day's way of saying 'ha ha ha, we don't need you' to the people who hated them after they became popular.

Another turning point a fork stuck in the road,
Time grabs you by the wrist, directs you where to go,
So make the best of this task and don't ask why,
It's not a question but an answer learned in time,

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right,
I hope you had the time of your life,

So take the photographs and still frames in your mind,
Hanging on a shelf in good health and good time,
Tatoos and memories and dead skin on trial,
For what it's worth it was worth all the while,

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right,
I hope you had the time of your life,

It's something unpredictable, but in the end it's right,
I hope you had the time of your life.

by jazzpup May 13, 2005

waste your flavor

To cramp your style or disrespect someone, making the person look like a little bitch, or anything less than a pimp.

Kenny: "...and then I was jockin' all the fly bitches and deez hoes were all up on my nuts and I was like 'Which one of you ladies is gonna get a ride on the old Ken-meister Express?' HELLLLZ YEAH!"
Steve: "Shut the fuck up man, you're all talk."
Kenny: "Sheeeeeiiit man why you always gotta be wastin' my flava??? Beeeotch I oughta blast gats on yo ass!"
Steve: "You do know you're white, right?"

by Nick D October 26, 2004