Kenny: "...and then I was jockin' all the fly bitches and deez hoes were all up on my nuts and I was like 'Which one of you ladies is gonna get a ride on the old Ken-meister Express?' HELLLLZ YEAH!"
Steve: "Shut the fuck up man, you're all talk."
Kenny: "Sheeeeeiiit man why you always gotta be wastin' my flava??? Beeeotch I oughta blast gats on yo ass!"
Steve: "You do know you're white, right?"

phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz