Wet Bessy

Sex act in which you and your partner are in a 69 position and one shits in the others mouth. After said shitty situation you proceed to have anal sex, then each give each other a wet willy and finish in the other ear.

Dudebro1: Dude I tried a Wet Bessy last night and it was so cool bro.
Dudebro2: Dude how was it bro?
Dudebro1: Dude the shit was legit frothy and the wet will my was so dope bro.

by just surviving October 11, 2019

Wet

Me when Channing Tatum

Channing Tatum makes me wet

by anonymous August 1, 2024

Wet Toga

A damp Roman aristocratic outfit

Straight guy : "Hey man you up for a wet toga?"

Gay guy: "What?"

by mickyknox69 June 10, 2018

Too Wet To Plow

A book on farming.

Also a great joke about the vagina being so wet that the noise made while having intercourse is so loud that it may wake up neighbors. Thus it is too wet to plow.

Man that shit was too wet to plow last night!

by DroppingBOWS October 2, 2014

Hot Wets

When a man farts directly into a girls vagina and then she queefs back in his face.

Rob couldn't get hard anymore unless him and Shelby did some Hot Wets before sex.

by Rexlba February 21, 2025

Wet Marker

When a guy cums on his girlfriends/boyfriends belly button and they slurp it out with a straw

Babe let me give you a wet marker.

by Lil Mucchi June 13, 2018

Wet Hamburger

When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach

Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops

Person 2: Nice dude

by fucking mad lad douglas March 4, 2021