The experience of walking through a parking lot while being followed by a vehicle that leads the walker to feel that every open stall he or she currently blocks is the one the vehicle operator is trying to occupy.
Please use your turn signal and stop being a weirdo because I'm tired of playing Schrödinger's Parking Stall with you.
by NotPessimistic June 8, 2025
Get the Schrödinger's Parking Stallmug. A depression devolution of South Park where to goal is not the make viewers laugh but to “own” President Donald Trump, Charlie Kirk, and other conservatives. Similar to late night comedy shows that replace comedy with tearful woke sermons and dehumanizing people they disagree with.
Miller: Wow, I can’t believe South Park is finally back. Can’t wait to see what the boys are up to.
Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.
Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.
Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.
Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.
Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.
Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.
Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.
Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.
Miller: I don’t though.
Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.
Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.
Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
Holden: What boys?
Miller: You know, Stan, Kyle, Cartman, Butters, and Kenny occasionally I guess.
Holden: Oh, dude, they aren’t really important anymore.
Miller: What are you talking about? They’re the main characters of the show.
Holden: They sure used to be. No, no, that was South Park. Now what they’re doing is TDS Park. Hope you love 2015-era anti-Trump memes, because, uh, that’s the whole show now.
Miller: BS. They said they were getting out of politics. They didn’t hit Senile Joe Biden once.
Holden: Bro, they were just saying that in case Kamala Harris won. They wanted an excuse not to make fun of her.
Miller: Wow. That’s cringe.
Holden: Kinda. Unless you spend every waking moment crying about Trump.
Miller: I don’t though.
Holden: Oh. Well you’re probably gonna want to find a new show then.
Miller: Yeah. Hopefully no violent tragedies befall the people they’re devoting the season to hating on, or they’ll look like ass clowns.
Holden: Don’t worry man, no one has violently gone after any of them as far as I can remember.
by HonestyKing3 September 21, 2025
Get the TDS Parkmug. 
me:did u hear about filip johnquavious the 3rd omg he is so hot
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
you: well duh he goes to cedar park high school
by alyssaparisi June 13, 2022
Get the cedar park high schoolmug. It is basically a 12 O'clock car-fuck with, for example, the secretary from your office. You both pick your "go to" parking lot then drive there in separate cars. When the clock strikes 12PM your secretary (or who ever) looks in both directions before climbing into your car. You have a nice car-shaking-fuck, share a ham n cheese, and then drive back to your workplace in your separate cars.
It was crunch time, 10 minutes after 12 O'clock already, it would have to be a quicky parking lot lunch today.
Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
Harry had to bring his car to the car wash after his parking lot lunch that afternoon; There were crumbs everywhere!
by PrincessGaylordFocker September 19, 2017
Get the parking lot lunchmug. The verti-park doesn't allow dogs or BBQ's so we're moving into a trailer as soon as Bob's worker's compensation comes in.
by Chris J Mitchell August 25, 2008
Get the Verti-parkmug.