Geriatric Moment

When you accidentally shit yourself when you just wanted to fart.

Incontinence

Aw man, I just had a geriatric moment.

by blindvolunteer July 13, 2019

League Moment

a league moment is used similarly to the bruh moment but only when someone gets fucked by somebody elses actions or get rejected by the other gender

"Adam shitted on the floor today and the teacher threw me to detention"
"what a league moment my broski"

by nuffels October 28, 2021

Pam Jongho Selfie Moment

Seething and growling over a photo of an idol, leading to a state of delusion.

IM HAVING A PAM JONGHO SELFIE MOMENT

by juicyjmin January 17, 2023

Sebastian Moment

It Is a feeling that sebastian gets when ever joel constantly spouts his twitter username that was previously "studmuffin15" out loud or when it's usually mentioned

Miss Nott Had A "Sebastian Moment" When She Shook Her Table and feel over with Mr Nash's lighting mqueen crocs flying right out of her pelvis to her left ear lobe

by PuffinBumNuggets6669 November 11, 2022

Whip Moment

When something has happened to yourself whether it's good or bad.

I just divorced my wife what a Whip Moment.

by Wandering YeeHaw September 26, 2019

Simon Moment

A "Simon moment" is a broad generalization referring to instances where individuals named Simon make decisions, especially those related to finance, that turn out to be poor and don't withstand scrutiny. A typical "Simon moment" involves a person doing something that the average person considers to be outdated or "stupid".

Joe experienced a real 'Simon moment' when he invested all his savings in GameStop without researching its background or market trends.

by 911Jesus November 19, 2023

Mankirat Moment

When you do or say something very retarded.

Person 1: gagiu ooowayunga gapoik sodofiek gigigty bubenom

Person 2: Bro just had a Mankirat moment

by anonymous August 20, 2025