Old Granny Joe

The most evil granny ever who hits you with her walking stick every time you pass her.

Joe isn't even a female name.

Oh no, let's run, it's old granny Joe again!

by Griggles October 19, 2020

Joe Swanson Syndrome

When you break your legs by risking your fucking life! Only idiots do this, and the definition namer did.

Jin: Jim just got the Joe Swanson Syndrome by trying to jump on top of a tiny ant.
Jerry: WHAT THE FUCK?
Jin: Yup, your friend broke his legs!

by McBoobs (IHateShitters) October 9, 2020

Armenian Sloppy Joe

When your girl is spitting on your dick and starts thrusting rapidly till you cum everywhere but, she quickly slurps and takes the excess and attempts/ succeeds wiping it all over your fucking arm.

"Mary why the fuck did you just give me an Armenian Sloppy Joe, I can't fucking move a muscle my arm is so sticky and potent with the smell of my semen"
"After I slipped it into her ass she jacked me off rough and sexy then took the pool of cum and gave me a Armenian Sloppy Joe"

by Young Jazo February 27, 2019

Mount St Joes

A prep school in Baltimore Maryland. Full of studs and gentlemen. MSJ boys pull and are nasty @ sports most notably know for basketball, football, soccer, and hockey. If you go to MSJ you are a alpha and are a faithful Catholic stud. MSJ dudes always pull NDP, MDSA, Maryvale, Mercy, Spalding, and McD girls. Always remember “it’s a great day to learn”.

Yea, I go to Mount St Joes
Ohh so your a faithful stud

by gamgstamike September 14, 2021

Joe Biden

Urban Dictionary users pls let me live, I just wanna post this as a tribute to our new commander and chief.

Watch this tho- www.washingtonpost.com/video/politics/june-2017-biden-shares-story-of-squaring-off-against-corn-pop/2019/09/16/f8cd3f4e-3e7e-4baf-a55a-7c592d31e5c3_video.html

United States President as of 2021, Joe Biden once said "Corn Pop was a bad dude and he ran a bunch of bad boys".

by Alex Lavangre January 24, 2021

Sleepy Joe

When go to huge a guy and accidently fingers his Ass.

My friend Jacob came to me and did the sleepy joe. I farted everywhere.

by Dooki man May 26, 2021

billie joe armstrong

billie joe died and was horribly killed, and mauled in a car crash today when he was under the influence of marijuana.

billie joe died in a car crash, total truth

by billie joe day April 1, 2005