bake your mom in the oven

The threat to bake one's mom in an oven, usually to get something done for you.

If you don't give me a ride to the BK Lounge, I'll bake your mom in the oven.

by quox June 20, 2006

basic ass mom friend

They drink psl (pumpkin spice lattes), they act innocent but are freaks, they do yoga and go to jamberry parties.....

Aka: basic ass mom biotches

Ex: Since I cried, do you want to go have brunch, because my life is sad and meaningless basic ass mom friend

by Sarahpaige October 26, 2017

I'm Fine Mom! *Smack*

An expression common among users of anabolic steroids. Often used after the user's mom suggests a healthier lifestyle.

Mom: Hey Billy, maybe you should stop using 'roids, your arm is starting to look like Dick Cheny's hunting buddy.

Billy: I'M FINE MOM! *SMACK*
(The caps show powah)

Mom: *whimper*

by Jezeah July 27, 2008

Ur mom gay lol

Usually said by a 11 year old roblox/fortnite players.
The best comeback for ur mom gay is “no u”

Daniel: *gets killed by another 12 year old fortnite player* “Ur mom gay lol”
Carlo: “no u”

by TheWetPineapple May 16, 2018

you're moms chest hair

The best comeback ever

He's and asshole

You're moms chest hair an asshole

by Lucy Kane December 27, 2013

I Am your mom

I am your mom.

your mom

by Anonymous July 8, 2003

ur mom is a cum

worst them ur granny tranny, but not as strong as ur family tree lgbt

Carlos: ur granny tranny
Pedro: ur mom is a com
*Carlos goes back to Mexico while his fce melts by the power of ur mom is a cum

by toolitnigga420 March 24, 2018