I <3 

Meaning I love you. Comes from the IM symbol for a heart <3 using the symbol for less than and the number three, basically an abbreviation on the I less than sign 3.

I <3 dave chappelle!

I <3 by Skyone August 11, 2006

I am totally crushing 

from the popular Teen Girl Squad cartoon via homestarrunner. it means that the person has a total, complete and utter crush on someone.

"i am totally crushing over peter."

I am totally crushing by Bobby S July 24, 2003

i tell you what 

A phrase commonly used by people in the South. Can be used in the beginning or end of a sentence. Common to Texans, it is used as a whole sentence, with nothing before or after it.

Bill Engvall talking about Texans: "Man, I tell you what."
"What?"
"I told you."

i tell you what by Nicolee March 14, 2012

i love you

3 words that should never be said to someone unless you mean it. because sometimes people believe it when you dont mean it. and you break hearts.

Steve:i love you allison
Allison:i love you too steve
later that night
steve:o kelly lets have sex
kelly:what about allison
Steve: o her were over.
next day
Steve: o hey allison i love you baby.

i love you by Allyyyyyyyy April 28, 2005

I want you 

baby, i miss you....
would love to feel your hands warm in my face
to hold you close in a loving embrace,
to kiss your lips with passion and peace
i'd give everything and ask time to cease
I miss you so deeply....
my hart struggles to beat,
I can not breath fully,
I can not wait till we meet,
when we are apart,
all i can do,
is sit here and long to be close to you....

I want you, i want to kiss you, that's all i want
For real....

I want you by 140CM March 31, 2022

i'd tap it 

Same as I'd hit it
meaning I'd have sexual relations with that girl

Wow! She's hot, I'd tap it!

i'd tap it by bende January 3, 2004

I'm so drunk

Sorority mating call

This sorority bitch told me "I'm so drunk", and then i fucked her

I'm so drunk by SoCalRob November 5, 2005