Douche Nozzle

Another word for Douche Bag

Broooooo he ghosted you?! What a Douche Nozzle!

by _likesdogz June 21, 2023

Douche Canoe

Someone who has exceeded the level 1 douche, level 2 douche bag, and graduated to level 3 of the douche pyramid

Did you see that guy Sonny slide into the random girl's DM asking her to ride his cock?
Yeah I did. Spicer is such a douche canoe

by Unknown Urban Dictionary User June 27, 2017

Douche

(adj.) classification applied to a person, or group of persons, who intentionally exhibit behaviors and/or make statements without care for others. Several divisions of the "douche" exist. 1. Selfish douches, who act and speak with only concern for their own needs, desires, and wants; 2. Righteous douches, who believe their actions are sanctioned by a higher power; and 3. Retributive douches, who purposely act in such a way to inconvenience selfish and/or righteous douches.

That guy who parked in two spaces is a douche!
Yes, but that guy who parked 3 inches away from the two space parker's driver's side door is my kind of douche!

by jewellstudent February 28, 2014

Douche-dick

Someone that is so reprehensible or such a lame fuck that you feel you must douche to completely remove all traces that they were even there.

My Ex is such a douche-dick that just burning his photos is not enough!!!

by Amaya0213 August 25, 2021

DOUCH COSHION

When a bubblebutt girl sits on your face and squarms around,your nose in one of her holes. This usually happens to sugardaddies with too much money than their cunt can handle

Martan: steve,my wife gave me the *highway delight* hehe

Steve:THATS NOTHEN,IM A DOUCH COSHION!

by Evilerskull January 7, 2019

Douche Gilbertson

A term to describe someone who ruins the fun.

Timmy is really being a douche gilbertson.

by Dakota Rambler September 24, 2021

douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."

*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved

by kjkmusic23 December 15, 2011