two dicks

a person who actually exists.

the chicks are crazy about two dicks!

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 23, 2019

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing CAUSE WE MAKING A CAKE THAT CAN KILL GOD

Jimmy did you bring the icing?
Yes dave i did and i have have not one. not two. not three. we have three tubs off icing

by bakuhoesbitch May 27, 2021

Two Shea

When you have a friend called Shea, and then decide that she is so cool that you need two of her - so you decide to build a cloning machine, and use it to create an exact carbon copy of that friend, for the good of humanity.

PERSON 1 : “Hello, I am Shea.”
PERSON 2 : “Hello, I am also Shea.”
PERSON 3 : “Two Shea.”

by C L G December 2, 2022

《¤》《¤》Scientology 《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Following《¤》Semi《¤》-《¤》Colon《¤》The《¤》Minus《¤》And《¤》Plus《¤》Sign《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Two《¤》Logical《¤》Operators《¤》End《¤》Result《¤》~《¤》Do《¤》Your《¤》Math《¤》

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《¤》《¤》Scientology 《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Following《¤》Semi《¤》-《¤》Colon《¤》The《¤》Minus《¤》And《¤》Plus《¤》Sign《¤》Is《¤》The《¤》Two《¤》Logical《¤》Operators《¤》End《¤》Result《¤》~《¤》Do《¤》Your《¤》Math《¤》

by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 3, 2025

Two Boong

A drinking game played by one or a group of individuals whilst watching sport on TV in Australia, usually played whilst watching Australian Rules Football, when two people of Aboriginal descent are both in the cameras frame, those playing the game must take a sip of their drink of choice (usually alcoholic)

Hey boys, “two boong” on the Telly, everyone drink!

by 5ie September 13, 2025

I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

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I Bit My Tongue With My Two Front Teeth

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Goody Two-Shoes

It's what Kageyama is as a setter

Atsumu:you're a Goody Two-Shoes

by Haikyuu is life December 20, 2020