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Urban one-timer

A person who only puts one definition on Urban Dictionary and then forgets it even exists.
Jake: hey, Bob made a neat dictionary entry on Urban Dictionary. Joe: yeah, but he only made one. He is an urban one-timer.
by mirmirladybug November 1, 2012
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Back to square one

When you're back to where you started, all progress has been lost
Man, someone shredded my 500 page essay... well now I'm back to square one
by allan_t321 June 5, 2016
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One-Way System

An alternative to congestion charge this is another excuse when you are late for something important.
Boss: Why are you 30mins late, Smith?
Smith: I got stuck in the one-way system.
by Barry June 4, 2004
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one speedy boi

A man/woman that can run faster than the speed of light
He's fast. He is one speedy boi
by One speedy boi February 7, 2018
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One Up Johnny

Johnny is one of a select group of people who think they contain a vast well of knowledge on all subjects. Like Cliff Clavin the character on the old TV show Cheers, he pretends to know intimate details about everything—from the best region for the manufacture of shoe polish to the calibration of gene splicing equipment. Johnny works as an hourly employee in a large corporation and has no specific higher education or degree.
Greg: "I have a stomach ache."

One up Johnny: "That pain in your abdomen could be from a variety of internal organs. These organs include the stomach, small intestine, colon, liver, gallbladder, and pancreas. It could be a serious condition. You should consider being evaluated by a physician"

Greg: "Yeah, or it could be from that donut I ate earlier."

Mike: "Have I ever told you I have a motorcycle?"
by Reverent JAB September 20, 2009
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Fucking do one

Telling someone to fuck off in a slagish way.
Girl: your wrong

Guy: fucking do one
by Shedden July 24, 2016
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One Horse Pony

A misstated version of "one trick pony," used when you gamble with a brain fart and lipshit yourself.
Yes, yes, yes. God love you, man. You're a one horse pony," Biden replied as he made his way offstage.
by Daniel Favor December 23, 2020
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