Bald Headed Giggle Stick

1. Slang, noun;

Any variation of the male penis, erect or otherwise.

2. Slang, adjective;
Used to describe the drunk uncle that crashes Christmas dinner and is usually the only one still smiling at the end of the evening.

Ex. 1.
The cheerleader's eyes widened when she gazed upon the Varsity Quarterback's bald headed giggle stick in the back seat of his father's Oldsmobile.

Ex. 2.
That bald headed giggle stick, Uncle Eddie, drank all the egg nog!

by LeeWay1974 December 5, 2019

The Mozzarella Stick

The Mozzarella Stick is when you masturbate after eating an entire family size bag of Cheetos and then get a blowjob.

Sally came over last night when i was eating some Cheetos then i gave her The Mozzarella Stick it's not easy being cheesy.

by Chester The Cheeto December 10, 2019

puke stick

Small penis, especially as used by a talented dominatrix or humiliatrix.

"When was the last time your puke stick discharged?

by Epic R. Guy December 16, 2019

Drawing The Short Stick

A normal sized person 69ing with a midget.

Last night was pretty sweet. I was drawing the short stick and got to lick lick licking the mini kit kit kitty.

by sandiegophillykilla March 27, 2019

jesus stick

a vape

Hey Bobbie, can I see your Jesus stick for a sec?

by cattle graze April 6, 2019

Cancer Stick

Another Word For Juul or Cigarette

Ayo let me hit your cancer stick

by ivegotamicropenis April 7, 2019

Nic stick

Slang. Short for nicotine stick, generally referring to an electronic cigarette.

Yo' toss me the nic stick.

by Pikascrew April 8, 2019