by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021

by Littlejj2017 December 14, 2023

A parking turtle is the concrete block at the end of a parking spot that prevents you from driving too far
by yubaruby August 9, 2021

A parking lot rocker are mostly metal heads (or a group)that go to a show or venue but never step out to support the bands playing live, they're mostly found drinking Modelos or low grade alcohol, and blast Toxic Holocaust in their car, thinking that its a good band.
They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .
They live on low income and often hate on the popular underground bands and talk shit on other metal fans that can afford to attend big concerts, known to leave a mess at parking lots and have DUI records. .
Don is a parking lot rocker, he promised to john that he would get there early to see his band open up for Decide but is with Sam drinking Early times whiskey while listening to Venom.
by Jrob2020 July 16, 2018

a Roman Catholic family in a mainly WASP (White Anglo Saxon Protestant) neighborhood comes home from church to find the words "alieni ite domum" (latin phrase meaning strangers go home/strangers are not welcome" scratched into their front door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
the father, upon seeing this, says: ah those Confederists again. What a parking ticket. I guess we'll just have to repair the damage, maybe even repaint the door.
by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

A form evading traffic, usually when someone is in a rush that involves cutting through parking lots to get to an alternative route
by thenoladriver September 26, 2025

A ridiculously large non-commercial pickup truck. Specifically one so big and long that it exceeds the length of a standard parking space.
Person1- dude. You see that truck hanging out of that parking space? They are even pulled all the way up! They are still like halfway in the aisle!!
Person2- These parking lot princesses are out of control!
Person2- These parking lot princesses are out of control!
by Thesonicpaintbrush December 9, 2023
