pedestrian face-off

An awkward situation in which two pedestrians, who are on a collision course with each other, are repeatedly unsuccessful in averting one another. As one person moves to their right, the other person moves to their left and vice versa. Each time they attempt a new maneuver, the frustrated pedestrians find themselves confronted by their counterpart. To the casual observer, these two people may appear to be dancing, but in reality, they both just want to get on with their lives.

These encounters are far less common in Europe – especially in Germany, where the government enforces pedestrian decorum through a stringent "bear right" policy. Pedestrian face-offs have been known to last upwards of ten seconds.

Randy: I just had a pedestrian face-off that lasted a good 15 seconds. In the end, we came to the mutual agreement that both of us should step to our right.
Dina: Wow, 15 seconds?! That's gotta be a world record or something.

by The Raging Bull August 25, 2005

Jump off

A jump off is basiclly a hoe. Or someone who trys to date all your ex's or guys you like.

"Yo i like Jamal"

"bitch your a jump off you no i dated jamal a week ago"
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"hey i like mikey!!"

"yo back up jump off you no im trying to get with him"

by kiki-crazed September 10, 2009

gacking off

when a guy jacks off without showering for a couple of days (2 OR MORE).

BOB: today i was gacking off

by chivorey March 26, 2009

fuck the fuck off

When you are really pissed off at someone and a regular "Fuck Off" won't do. This amplification of it is a good expression to use.

Hey Bill, why don't you just fuck the fuck off.

by rusty69 October 15, 2013

Living Off The Boob

I. Behaving like an infant.

II. Immature,Childish.

III. Still living in your mother's house.

That Keith guy, he needs to quit living off the boob,and grow up.

by Corpse-Darkfall February 22, 2009

Jack of all offs

A man who has mastered all ways of masturbation. Also has the ability to masturbate anywhere at anytime, at will without remorse.

Tim is a Jack of all offs because he can masturbate with anything.

by Sir Bitchin lots December 30, 2010

pick-off line

Something you say to blow off a dude trying to pick you up at a bar. A portmanteau of pick-up and blow-off.

OMFG! This total loser was flirting with me and I just wanted him to shut the fuck up and I said "Sorry, I like boys with tattoos" then he shows me his back and he has a huge like artwork thing on the back! Worst pick-off line ever!

I had a great pick-off line the other day. I was like "sorry, dude. I'd love to talk to you more, but I have some over-ripe fruit at home and I'm itching to bake it into a pie."

by ParchÞeSkald May 23, 2014