P

The absolute worst thing a parent could type in the history of bad things you could type.

“Yeah, so I was vibing until she typed P”

I’m grounded for a month, she typed P

by Youraveragehornymale April 1, 2020

p

means perfect.
used mostly among gamers

"My sensitivity is very p now, I can now aim better."
"Holy shit I'm hittin' p with this gun!"

by chaaz February 10, 2022

Pushin P

It means supportive

A pushin p is helping someone through their struggle 🅿️✅ a non pushin p is laughing at someone’s struggle ❌🅿️

by B A N D O 2 2 2 January 16, 2022

P Shed

When Porter is more like Portard

Uh oh, P shed is back at the elementary school.

by Mike Rocthburns November 30, 2024

Pushing P

Pushing P, popularised by rapper ‘Gunna’, means ‘pushing’ your penis (P) in another man.

guy 1: i totally was Pushing P you last night!
guy 2: shh! don’t tell anyone!!

by REALFACTSANDINFO January 20, 2022

pushing p

pushing 🅿️layaaaa

“she pushing p😏”

by lindapacheco March 20, 2022

\=]-[0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA

1: The result of an extreme case of being "key-bored" (keyboard + bored), where one is so bored they smash their hands across their keyboard. It is often used as a placeholder for nonsensical actions or extreme lack of anything better to do.
2: The string of characters =-0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA is a nonsensical sequence used to represent a "keyboard smash" or a sign of extreme boredom.

"Mark was so key-bored during the online meeting that he sent a message that was just:

\=-0p9o8i7u6y5t4r3e2w1q`'/;.l,kmjnhbgvfcdxsza+|_}){(P*O&I^U%Y$T#R@E!W~Q"?:>L<KMJNHBGVFCDXSZA
HELP ME

by SkibidiToeSucker December 5, 2025