A white man with an average size or more dick in an Asian country waiting to get some action from the local Asian hookers.
Man: "I'm going to go to all kinds by of bars in Beijing!"
Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"
Friend: "Here's this drink to you, white rod in little China!!!"
by FuckAllNiggers June 17, 2017
If you name her this name you are weird have no life everyone wishes you were dead you are not funny you get no girls and you are the most annoying dude to live also ugly as hell
by Rizz King July 08, 2022
When an ugly (but rich / famous) man gets together with a stunning girl that he could never ordinarily get if he were not rich or famous
by DaGuy001 July 05, 2011
When saliva from oral sex rolls down to the buttocks but isn't removed post activity and creates an abrasion from further daily activities before showering; similar to swamp ass.
"I really should have taken a shower after my big date last night, now I've got a 'Little Nicky' starting to sizzle.
by HiddenRebel January 31, 2024
by paggywaggygumdrops February 29, 2024
by CTdefinitions September 12, 2020
A Little League program teaching both the rules of baseball and fundamental school subjects. Little Ivy League teaches students/players to find the academic side of baseball. After three years of the program’s existence, there is now a waitlist. Teams include the Oxford Commas, Academics, and the Fly Beta Catchers. To quote the CEO of Little Ivy League, “We knew these children would do best learning the aerodynamics of the baseball before just randomly whacking it with a bat. And of course, we encourage our children NEVER to steal bases, but to ‘abscond’ and/or ‘pilfer’”
Mrs. Eloise Falsetto submitted her child into Little Ivy League so he could optimize his down time as a left fielder with a tutor. He is now top of the class, due to all the time properly spent learning since clearly those Little Leaguers can never hit the ball as far out as he was positioned.
by Professor Psuedonym November 14, 2023