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The Law of Candidature

The (admittedly largely unfounded) theory which posits that the quality of a pool of candidates exponentially increases in proportion to the length of the application period.
Regrettably, Oliver Jones was powerless to extend the school newspaper's application deadline for the 2015-16 Leadership Team, despite agreeing with basic tenets of The Law of Candidature.
by StephAmbro November 5, 2015
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Smoke's Law

A street law that gets the average rate for a female . Rate a girls face. Rate her body. Add those two numbers up and divide by two.
" If you use smoke's law for her bro , her face is an 8. Her body is a 10. 8+10 is 18. Divide it by two and that's 9! Overall she is a 9 bro ! "
by Ksmoke January 14, 2016
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modusty laws

"Old school" dress-codes dat are so incredibly outdated dat da rule-books in which said long-obsolete directives are written have been merely sitting on a back shelf somewhere for decades.
I agree dat torso-and-legs-covering swimsuits are an example of modusty laws, but women's wearing just a skimpy "whale-tail" thong and two tiny triangles up top seems like going too far in da other direction.
by QuacksO November 11, 2024
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Saleem's Law

Any long-running chat window will eventually feature a definition from Urban Dicationary
That last meeting definitely followed Saleem's Law
by pseudonym-12947015 February 24, 2017
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Milo Murphy's Law

by Geometry dashing June 29, 2025
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Dang’s Law

As long as your girlfriend is the last person you’ve slept with you haven’t cheated.
Person 1: Mate didn’t you sleep with Sarah?

Person 2: Yeah but I slept with my girlfriend today so according to Dang’s law I haven’t cheated.
by Name Guru January 15, 2022
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stepadopter-in-law

Spouse's stepadopter.
Stepadopter-in-law.
by Jenword May 20, 2023
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