cock handler

one who handles to many cocks either gay men or a whore

hey dude i was so drunk i got with a cock handler.

i think the guy drinking the martini is a cockhandler

by Trey/AAron December 16, 2008

Cock Belly

A liberal portion of body fat distributed throughout the pubic region, enshrouding the penis. In it's advanced stage, gives the appearence of a second belly below the belt.

I think i need to lose some weight before I get a "Cock Belly"

by ScrewYouKyle January 16, 2009

cock watching

Constantly watching the cock when someone goes pee pee.

Mr. Sandusky was cock watching Billy while he went to the bathroom.

by Holywood Hogan October 19, 2013

share cock

Used in conjunction with class modifiers, this term determines the size and quality of one's file-sharing capabilities; in theory directly proportional to the length of one's penis.

Let me grab my external and slap you around my with monster share cock.

by [e-mail] March 10, 2004

horse cock

Any beverage in an aluminum can measuring 23.5 fl oz, or more, which can either fuck you, slam you, or otherwise black you out.

I drank all of my horse cock and woke up in the middle of a field completely naked.
OR
I drank so much last night and I woke up in a field this morning, man i was raped by a horse cock.

by ocholokos November 29, 2010

cock hole

1. The actual ejaculatory / piss hole at the end of a mans' cock.

2. A womans' pussy hole, but only when being used to pleasure a cock.

3. May be used in place of Asshole, when expressing discontent towards someone.

1. The love juice poured on Lisa's face, from John's cock hole.

2. Brenda has such a tight cock hole.

3. My boss is such a fucking cock hole!

by Im yo pusha October 9, 2006

GT500 cock

That worn out blistered feel you get from visiting the sperm bank daily trying to save up the funds to purchase a 2007 Mustang Shelby GT500!

John's got a major case of GT500 cock, but he's half way toward saving the $60,000 + for his new Mustang.

by Lynchmob August 10, 2006