cock squasher

one who squashes cocks. A Cincinnati cock squasher is one who does the deed in Southern Ohio. This was once rumored to be the answer to a puzzle on Wheel-Of-Future.

she was a cock squasher who used a steam roller to do the deed.

by Ken Mac July 31, 2007

Cock Belly

A liberal portion of body fat distributed throughout the pubic region, enshrouding the penis. In it's advanced stage, gives the appearence of a second belly below the belt.

I think i need to lose some weight before I get a "Cock Belly"

by ScrewYouKyle January 16, 2009

share cock

Used in conjunction with class modifiers, this term determines the size and quality of one's file-sharing capabilities; in theory directly proportional to the length of one's penis.

Let me grab my external and slap you around my with monster share cock.

by [e-mail] March 10, 2004

Cock-pump

Kok-puhmp, v. To cock-pump is to place a pumpkin with a penis carved in it on a person's front porch.

We knew James had two young kids, so we cock-pumped him, rang the doorbell, and ran away.

by Lake City October 22, 2006

cock handler

one who handles to many cocks either gay men or a whore

hey dude i was so drunk i got with a cock handler.

i think the guy drinking the martini is a cockhandler

by Trey/AAron December 16, 2008

horse cock

Any beverage in an aluminum can measuring 23.5 fl oz, or more, which can either fuck you, slam you, or otherwise black you out.

I drank all of my horse cock and woke up in the middle of a field completely naked.
OR
I drank so much last night and I woke up in a field this morning, man i was raped by a horse cock.

by ocholokos November 29, 2010

cock hole

1. The actual ejaculatory / piss hole at the end of a mans' cock.

2. A womans' pussy hole, but only when being used to pleasure a cock.

3. May be used in place of Asshole, when expressing discontent towards someone.

1. The love juice poured on Lisa's face, from John's cock hole.

2. Brenda has such a tight cock hole.

3. My boss is such a fucking cock hole!

by Im yo pusha October 9, 2006