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Mexican Buzz-Cut

If it doesn't rain by noon, I'm going to gas up my mower and give the lawn a mexican buzz-cut.
by Hyperbeans June 5, 2022
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Mexican Burqa

1. A prank consisting of farting heavily into a pair of compression shorts and promptly covering another person's head and face with it, thereby forcing them to inhale and smell the disgusting fart air trapped inside. It is commonly used on females after a particularly upsetting one-night-stand, but its use is not limited to any specific situation.

This act is named the "Mexican Burqa" because the covering of one's face is similar to the wearing of a burqa for women in Muslim culture, with the word "mexican" describing the addition of smelly ass ripping into the tightly bound "burqa" represented by the compression shorts.
Steve: I can't believe you hooked up with that girl last night, she was so gross!

Dave: I know, I was so drunk I didn't even realize it.

Steve: Did you at least let her know you didn't like it?

Dave: Yeah dude, I gave her a serious Mexican Burqa before I left.

Steve: Nice.
by GaysAgainstFags November 13, 2012
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Mexican Fire Bomb

The Mexican Fire Bomb is a drinking challenege where 2+ people shall participate. The challenge is taken part in by lining up cups of 1 shot of everclear 195 proof vodka with 1/2 a shot of tabasco hot sauce. Whoever can drink the most without needing water, milk or straight passing will win the challenege.
Dude tonight me and Fred are doing a Mexican Fire Bomb.
by Butthole bong May 20, 2016
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Mexican Reversal

When you pay a bunch of trumpet-wielding musicians to serenade your girlfriend but she goes home with them when it's over.
Pete: "Dude, my girlfriend went home with this trumpet player after I paid him to serenade her on the street!"
Brad: "Bummer dude, classic Mexican Reversal."
by SamTheBrave July 6, 2019
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Mexican after party

Diarrhea after eating very spicy food. When your asshole is burning because you ate too much of that delicious jalapeños.
Man, I can’t go out right now. I’m having a Mexican after party.
by Limp Blitzkrieg October 7, 2020
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mexican

Donald Trump giving Mexican a favor:"I will build a great wall -- and nobody builds walls better than me, believe me --and I'll build them very inexpensively. I will build a great, great wall on our southern border, and I will make Mexico pay for that wall. Mark my words."
by Daufq da Gamer May 7, 2017
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Mexican Doggy Bag

After performing a Mexican Hot Pocket on your girlfriend, you forget to wash your penis before your wife gives you oral sex.
Man my wife threw me out on my ass last night after I gave her a Mexican Doggy Bag.
by Fecal Suave March 22, 2011
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