douche tart

a dumb ass mother fucker that sucks big cock

my husband is such a douche tart

by hxneyed.bxe August 20, 2025

Douche Bag

An annoying bro who is trying to get up in a females Vagina all day, every day like they think it's their only purpose in life because they think she wants it but in reality its nothing but a nuisance. Another word for men that are thirsty.

This guy keeps DMing me, he's such a douche bag!

That douche bag has rolled up on every female in this club.

by Sexy Queen, don't dm me January 16, 2020

douche swarm

A large group of douches that walk around in the halls with their football uniforms. They will usually cluster around or in the gym and spray their axe all over the place to attract more.

Oh god here comes another douche swarm. Hold your breath or you'll be attracted to the swarm.

by spliggyguy March 10, 2016

Douche

Brandon Zeidler. Lol. What a bot.

“Hey douche!”
*brandon turns head*
“What’s up?”

by OfficialDefinitionsCompany December 18, 2021

Bada douche

1. A extremely narcissistic self centered man child with extreme delusions of grandeur.
2. One that treats everyone around them in a douchebag manner

Bada douche: oh my god, I'm so more freakin Italian that you
Dingus: shut the fuck up bada douche

by Ambassador of Queefs June 26, 2024

douche bag deluxe

A person whose level of douchebaggery has reached new limits. Also known as toolboxes and assholes.

I met this kid Jerry Cozzi the other night at the bar. He was a douche bag deluxe.

by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009

douche

A group of more than one hipsters.

Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."

Person two: "Which one?"

Person one: "All of them."

by Some Guy Named Pete February 17, 2012