sex fruit

it's illegal to call your child sex fruit

mum: sex fruit
man: no

by weirdgoo September 14, 2019

Sex List

A list that a whore uses to remember who she had sex with

Joe: Did u see that pitsch was on danica’s sex list

Alex: No way bro

by ethanpitsch October 8, 2019

Minion sex

When you want to have sexual intercourse with a Midget with glasses

Me: Hello sexlady
Midget: Hey hotman
Me: want to have minion sex?
Midget: My name jeff, ofcourse

by Minionsexer August 5, 2019

Friendzone Sex

When you are ex's and become friends again, but kinda still have feelings. So you fuck a lot in a day or 2, to get it out of your system.

Ian and Cadey became friends after breaking up and had a 24 hour sex window or Friendzone sex. So they could be friends and not make it awkward.

by AlexNMarcie January 8, 2018

Psuedo Sex

Psuedo Sex is like normal sex but the guy has such a small penis

that the girl can barely feel it.

i tried to have sex with Fred last night. But it was it turned out to be psuedo sex. I'm not sure if his penis made it in.

by xXWEEDGOD420Xx September 17, 2017

Sandpaper Sex

When you're bumping private parts on a beach and sand gets inside of the girls pussy causing it to have a sandpaper texture

I've always wanted to fuck on a Hawaiian beach but I'm afraid of it turning into sandpaper sex.

by JACKSONANDJACKx2 April 19, 2018

Radiator sex

This is where it gets very heated in the bedroom

I love radiator sex

by Chygfhjut May 18, 2017