Naked Rule

After seeing someone that you like naked a friendship can no longer exist. This comes from when couples break up and ex's can no longer be your friends.

Once you have seen them naked, they can no longer be your friend...

You can't be friends with your ex, Naked Rule man!

by DaDreadedOne February 12, 2010

5 second rule

when you drop something (usually food) you have five seconds to pick it up or you no longer can eat it.

whenever i drop food on the floor, i use the five second rule so i can still eat it.

by Maleaya July 10, 2004

the 5 second seat rule

this is used when, in an area their are restricted seats. if someone was to stand up you are to count to 5 before you may use their seat

tom- oh man there is no were to sit!
dick- im going to make some tea
tom- 1 2 3 4 5 my seat!
harry- ha ha now dick has no were to sit,
i love the 5 second seat rule!

by never you mind what my name is June 30, 2008

The Rule of Law

An inevitable and unexplainable phenomena in which those of a bright skin complexion are attracted to those of a dark or darker skin complexion and vice-versa. It is a legal maxim in which no one is immune. Defiance of this rule will result in a devastating backlash in which the blasphemous relationship will not stand (i.e. break ups, cockblocking, impeded advances with either sex, etc.). It must be abided under any circumstances.

Dark skinned guy: "Man i just hooked up with this yellowbone man." -The Rule of Law

(Backlash) Bright skinned guy: "man i thought i was gonna get that bright girl, but all three of her black ass friends kept cockblockin me!" - The Rule of Law

by Keggle Garbagio October 4, 2010

rule of 3

In Heroclix (miniature game with Superheroes) no stat can be altered (increased - decreased) more than 3.

Lakis: My Punisher's damage becomes 6 from two after RCE (+2) and two perplexes!

George: No, it doesn't. Rule of 3, failure!

by noirext January 25, 2009

Rule 337

Do not jump in front of a camera and stick your tongue out unless you are a faggot/female.

faggots & females = rule 337 breakers

by bitchesaintshit666 June 8, 2009

Meter ruler

A meter ruler refers to an unusually uber-long fore finger that is pointing or being wagged at the end of an out stretched arm, giving the impression of an extremely authorotitive person.

"The jobsworth in Trago Mills wagged his meter ruler at me"

by Devonian Delia February 2, 2006