Zippy Bean Water is the fuel of the powerful. Otherwise known as caffeinated coffee, Zippy Bean Water is consumed by only the strong. Zippy Bean Water is not for the faint of heart- drink at your own risk! Addiction is inevitable, but in the words of an addict, “too late for me, it’s worth it though”
Joe: Grayson! What are you on?? How do you possess so much power?
Grayson: ZIPPY BEAN WATER
Joe: Ah this decaf really hits the spot
Grayson: Decaf is for the weak! The weak shall perish.Only the strong live. Zippy Bean Water is holy. The strong drink Zippy Bean Water and get power. Zippy Bean Water is bomb
Grayson: ZIPPY BEAN WATER
Joe: Ah this decaf really hits the spot
Grayson: Decaf is for the weak! The weak shall perish.Only the strong live. Zippy Bean Water is holy. The strong drink Zippy Bean Water and get power. Zippy Bean Water is bomb
by Mother Greg March 4, 2022
Get the Zippy Bean Watermug. 
When the poop slides out of yo booty hole, and you ate baked beans yesterday, so maggots crawl into it. Then your Spanish teacher sees it and says "Dios Miho!" and proceeds to stuff it into her face.
by fart moinke April 2, 2021
Get the baked bean diarrheamug. An expression basically meaning what has happened is acceptable, or what has happened has become so for a reason, and that there’s no way to undo the situation or change it in any way. In can be used in a situation where something good happens, something goes to plan or when a situation is in advantage for someone but not necessarily for the other person.
Eduardo: What the fuckity fuck dude? I lost because of you!
Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.
Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
Gary: Quit your bitching Eduardo. You’re just a sore loser. That’s how the beans are baked.
Eduardo: Tf does that mean?
by TheGayAccount December 11, 2020
Get the That’s how the beans are bakedmug. A historical term of endearment or good fortune derived from a moment between Lord Uxbridge and Wellington in the battle of Waterloo. Traditionally exclaimed to bolster spirits before uncertain endeavours—like charging into battle or attending a family reunion.
"Good beans, Wellington!"
"If there is anything in this world about which I know positively nothing, it is agriculture."
"If there is anything in this world about which I know positively nothing, it is agriculture."
by jonathane jesus April 18, 2024
Get the Good beansmug. by asdfghjkl;lkjyuj February 18, 2019
Get the Beanmug. by Kstanty07 August 4, 2025
Get the Bean Fevermug.