the perfect man

is the person who listens your favourite pop songs though he has no particular taste in them. puts up with your capricious personality. realizes every little change you make on your appearance and praises it over and over. holds you close and gives you a hundred kisses on the cheek when no one is around. caresses you in the right spot. tries hard to do what you say, so if he can't make it, it's okay. has a respect for women, he proudly says that he is a defender of women's rights. highly intellectual. has a beautiful body and a face. The kind that you want to promise to be with him and cheer him up at times of trouble and tell how you like his romantic and sensible personality all the time.

For me, the perfect man is named Alper.

by vanillafairy November 6, 2012

White man

The White Man is a super hero who has the most powerful jizz in the world. His sperm count is so massive and full of power that if he gives even the slightest glance at a woman, they will become impregnated. His name cums from how much jizz he really has. He has so much jizz that he himself is walking around pale as a ghost due to his large jizz content.

Boy: "Hey did you hear Becky is pregnant?" Other boy: "Yeah I'm pretty sure that The White Man looked at her."

by SuperHeroWhiteMan April 13, 2013

Man Dime

A "Man Dime" is a male who is ranked 10 on the attractiveness scale.

Coined by Rob Dyrdek, during Fantasy Factory season 4, "Project Man Dime." Used to describe Christopher "Drama" Path.

Much like a "Dime Piece," used when referring to a hot girl.

(Friend 1) "Bro, check out how tan that dude looks!"

(Friend 2) "Yeah, he's a Man Dime!"

by wdub11 May 12, 2011

cheese man

robot man dressed in yellow with a giant cheese mask.Shows up at your window when in need of cheese.Shoots lazer cheese from his fingers.Can be stored in the refrigerator.Makes a healthy and nutricious snack.

see video

child:This pasta needs cheese!!!!!!!!!!!
*cheese man appears out window*
cheese man : CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI CHI *lazers* CHI CHI CHI CHHEEESEEEE

child: why thank you cheese man !

by sickbitches February 18, 2010

man-sandals

Warm weather footwear constructed of wide straps that do not cover the entire foot and are to be worn by men. Typically worn with straps that are retained at the ankle as well as the toes of the foot. These can be constructed of leather or fabric and must be of pronounced masculinity in appearance. These sandals can be worn as dress, casual, or active wear. Not to be confused with non-manly, light colored, open healed flip-flop type sandals or narrow strapped high-heeled sandals for women.

I was thinking of getting a pair of man-sandals, but I don't know, they still sound sort of gay. But then I saw my friend's Tivas, and knew I had to get a pair. Other examples are those worn by the ancient Greek men.

by Edo1 July 30, 2008

Man Crush

Term used to define a man's heightened feelings toward another man. This "crush" usually involving athletes or actors, relies on one mans' desire or infatuation to perform like, talk like, or even some cases say they know this "crush" for his self importance or image. Not quite homosexual, but close. This crush may also be the result of a womans passion towards a celebrity.

Mike's "man crush" on Chase Daniel has accelerated after his girlfirend was speechless and started blushing after seeing Chase on campus.

by Chase D. July 3, 2008

man mode

Abstaining from decision making and going with the flow. In the military, there are the men, and the officers. The officers make the decisions and the men follow them.

With regards to the upcoming ski trip, I merely wanted to hang with my friends, so, when they gathered to plan the details, I told them I am in man mode for it.

by cepheids November 21, 2013