Law of Cade R.

A principle which states that when one is fallen ill with a mild cold, one must exit from all regular duties until full recovery.

‘Dude why haven’t I heard from you for 2 weeks, you must be following the Law of Cade R.’

by flexibleglass September 5, 2019

Fonteneau's law

A bi girl will date a gamer boy

"Did you hear she's dating that guy Jacob"
"No surprise, she's bi and he plays videogames. That's Fonteneau's law"

by maskmakesurbandictionary January 23, 2021

first co-cousin-niece-in-law

The granddaughter-in-law of one's parent-in-law's sibling.

My first co-cousin-niece-in-law is a good person.

by Elivaldeq November 24, 2019

stepgrandmother-in-law

Spouse's stepgrandmother.

My stepgrandmother-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

Man-in-law

When you steal your sister/brother partner

Grace is Lacey sister but they don’t talk no more because Jess is grace man-in-law

by anonymous February 20, 2024

law boner

Receiving arousal from the act of appearing in a courtroom.

Are you nervous about going to court tomorrow?
Quite the opposite; I’m getting a law boner just thinking about it!

by Djejeebdushebwj September 8, 2020

culture-in-law

when you a white boy from Nowhere, Kansas, but you wife a fine brown girl who actually has a culture and now you’re basically brown

white boy 1: yeah I’m African

white boy 2: bru you’re from Topeka
1: yeah my dude but my girl Passion from Nairobi
2: wuttttt
1: y’know, it’s my culture-in-law yo
2: wtf, Adam

by thegrbgreceptacle October 9, 2018