Your eyes are gooood

When your eyes are very red after smoking weed

Boy1: Yo bro, your eyes are gooood rn

Boy2: Nah bro you’re baked af , Check yours in yo front camera

by Subhanzay April 12, 2019

eyeing my bird

A phrase, (generally used in threats towards other men) saying that someone is looking at your girl.

Generally said in Britain and Australia by dudes trying to start fights in bars.

"Oi mate you eyeing my bird?"

by Irons_In_The_Fire September 20, 2017

egyptinan eye drops

The act of slowly pissing on someone's face after they give you head, effectively covering their face in both semen and piss.

After she blew me I gave her the ol' Egyptinan Eye Drops!

by PacinaDeLaMuerta January 28, 2015

Hot Whale eye

another term for a man or woman's sweaty butt-hole... another word for "ass eating"

There's nothing wrong with enjoying a "hot whale eye" every now and again

by Dr.Poon69 March 18, 2010

big red eye

Red traffic light.

There must be something wrong with that big red eye...everyone's been waiting for five-plus minutes for it to change!

by pentozali June 27, 2013

Chewing gum for the eyes

Tv programme or film easy to understand, easy to follow and enjoyable but easily forgotten, like a chewing gum which taste is nice but gets discarted afterwards.

That soap opera is chewing gum for the eyes.

by KYX November 18, 2016

perma tiddie eyes

Perma tiddie eyes is the feeling of always seeing tiddies through your eyes and having the urge to stare at tiddies, or just feel tiddies.

Jiimy- Fuck brad I got the perma tiddie eyes again
Brad- I feel you bro I had the perma tiddie eyes all last week, only way I got it to go is by feeling by bitches tiddies

by Tiddie Man May 24, 2018