Person one, pointing to a group of hipsters: "Look at that douche."
Person two: "Which one?"
Person one: "All of them."
Person two: "Which one?"
Person one: "All of them."
by Some Guy Named Pete February 17, 2012

1. A extremely narcissistic self centered man child with extreme delusions of grandeur.
2. One that treats everyone around them in a douchebag manner
2. One that treats everyone around them in a douchebag manner
by Ambassador of Queefs June 26, 2024

"Yo, ma, I'm going to douche my car." or, "Hey, Sammy, I'm going out and when I get back, I expect you to have douched this kitchen."
by big_schnasty July 18, 2005

by Jerry Cozzi December 23, 2009

by OfficialDefinitionsCompany December 18, 2021

An annoying bro who is trying to get up in a females Vagina all day, every day like they think it's their only purpose in life because they think she wants it but in reality its nothing but a nuisance. Another word for men that are thirsty.
This guy keeps DMing me, he's such a douche bag!
That douche bag has rolled up on every female in this club.
That douche bag has rolled up on every female in this club.
by Sexy Queen, don't dm me January 16, 2020

A large group of douches that walk around in the halls with their football uniforms. They will usually cluster around or in the gym and spray their axe all over the place to attract more.
by spliggyguy March 10, 2016
