flaming douch bag

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When you light a douchbag on fire is a flaming douch bag
by ____penie November 09, 2017
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Douche Butter

A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.
Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter
by averagegrandma October 09, 2014
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douche duffel bag

Basically a douche bag but just being extra duffely. It means nothing so if you were wondering, why you see this on facebook, don't worry it just means douchebag but it sounds a little cooler. Also, if you're too much of a coward to call someone a douche (bag) to their face, you can just mutter under your breath a shortened version, "duffel bag.."
*Obnoxious guy throws a girl's paper from her desk onto the floor.*

Girl: your'e such a douche duffel bag
Guy: ...you did not just call me that.
Girl: u mad?

*Big bull pushes scrawny little freshman into a locker.*

kid: duffel bag
bully? WTF does that even mean?! stupid little freshman *walks away*
life= saved
by kjkmusic23 December 09, 2011
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douche knower

that piece of shit that thinks hes better than you for knowing what a douche is
is a douche a fruit
no its not
ok you douche knower

what is a douche knower

its you dickhead
by the_douche_knower February 02, 2025
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Full-Douche

A douche bag, but of other worldly proportions.
Chad is not just a douche, not even a half douche, he’s a full-douche
by Gtennis310 November 12, 2018
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Douche-a-rama

When a group of two-three douche bags are alone, and/or mixed with another group of people, and are doing douchey things with one another.
Hey, look! It's Bob, Steve, and Pete hanging out by my locker and they won't move out of my way. What a douche-a-rama!
by YOSHNCLRS February 22, 2015
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Douche Lord

Someone that is supremely douchey and has surpassed the 5 levels of douchiness. They are typically seen driving old GM cars, wearing boomer braces at the gym, and have a silver spoon in their mouth.
Durkah is the douchiest human to ever exist. They are really acting like a douche lord.
by CH4Dv2Chaddington December 07, 2024
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