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Planet of the bears a Russian family adopts bear into family. Bears need 30,000 or moe and day.

Hear are some bear diet videos to watch before good Christians in America adopt a bear and save them from a life of crime on the streets.

The strongest men in history 10,000 calorie diet. (History channel) youtube.com

Eating the 20,000 calorie octople bypass burger at the Heart Attack Grill in Las Vegas / Beardmeatfood. Youtube.com
Bear diet consists of calories, lots of calories.
by Modern Women December 31, 2025
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Bear Diet calorie bar

The modern day pemmican is a little more protein, than it used to be and the ancient Picts ( according to roman military accounts) ate a fat and dried meat in a pouch, eat about 1 oz as a survival food, and they could track through the sub artic highlands of Scotland for weeks on lichen and this fat.

I wonder if my second favorite proffessional sports compition, strong man competition ever considered pemmican? Your basic nutrition but most of your calories are fat and it is a non stop Keto burn...The Picts held off the Romans for centuries on mostly Pemmican.

Pemmican is a calorie-rich, nutrient-dense survival food from North American Indigenous traditions, made from dried, pounded meat mixed with rendered fat (like suet) and sometimes dried berries (like saskatoon or cranberries) for flavor and nutrients. This high-protein mixture was crucial for voyageurs and explorers, offering long-lasting energy, and can be eaten raw or added to stews, with a shelf life of decades, essentially being the original power bar.
by Modern Women January 2, 2026
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Swamp bear

A shot consisting of equal parts Jaeger and pickle juice. Only reserved for the trashiest of trash humans.
Do you know that Mallory lady?

Yeah, I heard she's a real piece of trash. We should buy her a swamp bear.
by McRugby January 9, 2026
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Bearsing

The act of wearing all of your Chicago Bears accouterments(Jersey, Hats, Shoes, Pants, Jewelry, etc..) around town while running errands after a huge victory so you can let everyone know who you represent and to Bear Down.
After the Bears beat the Packers in the playoffs I woke up and decide to go Bearsing around town.
by Chestnut4ever January 11, 2026
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Gummy bear

Look for the Gummy Bear album in stores on November 13th, with lots of music, videos, and extras!
Oh, I'm a gummy bear
Yes, I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a yummy, tummy, funny, lucky gummy bear
I'm a jelly bear, 'cause I'm a gummy bear
Oh, I'm a movin', groovin', jammin', singin' gummy bear, oh yeah
by amogus 7 November 22, 2021
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Snow Bear

A "Snow Bear" is a white guy who is known for going for black guys
My sister is a snow bunny and I am a snow bear. Loving thug dick runs in the family!
by Thuglova12 January 17, 2025
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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to abscesses.
Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: I am the big bear who killed Michael Hitchcock, call me "Angel Jose Robles"
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 22, 2025
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