guy: aye girl what's your name?
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!
girl: why does it matter? (smiles and looks away)
guy: for real, what's your name? (extends hang to shake hands with the girl)
girl: I don't give hand shakes. I don't know where your hands been.
guy: Okay, can I have a hug?
girl: No, sorry no hugs allowed, that involves touching.
guy: WTF?!
girl: leave me alone you douche bag!
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2. Highly favorable defensive position which offers an unobstructed field of view.
3. Depth of coitus.
4. Willingness to go bag deep (take the whole shaft) to obtain something.
"He went bag deep to break that tackle and get that touchdown."
"I didn't know if her roommate was home so I went bag deep to watch the front door."
a."I think I bruised my pelvis." b."Oh, you went bag deep?" a."Yeah, a real hammerjacking."
"Damn, he's bag deep after that promotion."
"I didn't know if her roommate was home so I went bag deep to watch the front door."
a."I think I bruised my pelvis." b."Oh, you went bag deep?" a."Yeah, a real hammerjacking."
"Damn, he's bag deep after that promotion."
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