Anal-Speaking

When someone's speech is so outrageous, he's speaking out of his ass.

John, as usual, would making such outrageous statements that were not true, everyone felt he was anal-speaking again.

by Compendium-of useful info November 15, 2025

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Anal Waterboard

The act of being tied up, facing the floor, blindfolded, and simultaneously having water drip down into your anal cavity every so often.

Man shut up, I'll anal waterboard your ass.

by WordMasterDmoney November 21, 2025

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The victim shoves every item considered to be a "drug" in their house into a condom. They then add a firecracker to the condom, and add a fuse sticking out of it. The condom is then inserted into their anus and the fuse is to be set a blaze. The goal is to absorb the drugs directly into the bloodstream.

Josh: "Dude, why do you look so fucked right now?"

David: "Bro, I just did an anal drug nuke. Im so fucked."

by galaxydick December 7, 2025

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Jj Anal Doctor

The profession of checking a males anal cavities for space crabs by placing his nose inside the butthole.

Did you go see Jj Anal Doctor yesterday?

Ya I have space crabs

by Big D*CK February 23, 2023

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anal gleak

What happens at the close of anal sex when the penis is removed from the anus as it attempts to clear the sphincter. During this process and just as the penis is removed anal fluid is gleaked from the spincter similair to when spittle is ejected from under the tongue when gleaking.

After a vigorous anal reeming I slowly pulled my penis out with the anticipation of a mess but to my pleasant surprise it was just a few airborne drops of anal gleakage that landed on my hand.

by WordsMeanFe February 26, 2023

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