Squat Walking

The ridiculously hilarious combination of squatting and walking at the same time.

*Person who squatted, stayed squatted and began to walk*
(Other Observer): lol he squatwalks. Swag
(Observer): He has clearly mastered the art of squat walking.

by AlphaRebellion June 6, 2013

Sneaky Walking

Having quiet sex and not realizing the kids still hear you. The kids accuse someone of sneaky walking through the house due to the squeeking of the bed.

"I came home after being gone all week and the wife and I were getting re-acquainted and the kid comes to tell us he hears some sneaky walking going on."

by Drknite June 18, 2013

Chafe-walking

(Verb)

A way of walking when the skin of the legs is chafing. Usually resembles a crab-like scuttle. It is prominent in people that have walked a long way in humid, hot, or damp weather.

Jim: "Hey Dan, look at Mike!" Is he doing his crab imitation again?"

Dan: "Nope, he's just chafe-walking."

by The wiki Master August 27, 2013

snowshoe walking

When you apply your weight on your foot, flat step by step, preventing your body and feet from being in momentum so you don't slip on ice.

It was slippery outside so I ended up snowshoe walking it.

by Logicalinspiration December 17, 2013

jess walker

A lax Diva who is fabulous

Yo, I saw Jess Walker last night. She's such a lax diva!

by jdubs2792 May 25, 2014

Dick Walker

A women who is constintly on the hunt for sex

1."jeff you see that girl over ther"

"yah"

"i heard shes a total Dick Walker"
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2.jennifer is a Dick Walker

by "bigsandwhich January 20, 2015

Bloody Walker

Using a woman's period blood as lube for giving a hand job to a man.

Jack: Hey Kyle, guess what?
Kyle: What?
Jack: Tiffany gave me a bloody walker last night.
Kyle: Woah, man!

by Walker May 24, 2014