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Mummify Dat Hoe

To pull out and spooge on yourself and then jump into a pile of dat hoes stuff and roll around in it.
If her room is a mess straight Mummify Dat Hoe
by Ehi and Chuck and Justin December 16, 2007
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hoe-cake, murder.

horrifically misspelled way of saying okay, mother.
hoe-cake, murder, i will take the basket to grandmother's house.
by khoury October 19, 2003
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Bros before Hoes

A line used by sore losers who can't bear the thought of being left on their own in a party if their mates have tapped off - The fear of being without mates for a few hours and the thought of them not getting any action is too much to bear.

Phrase is used as a dirty underhand tactic as if to say "...dude, if you were my mate, you wouldn't go with her"

The rules of a flight squadron and wingmen dictate sometimes, one of you won't pull, and you accept that if the team feasts, you feast in their glory.

A true bro doesn't get jealous and fuck his mates' chances up cos he can't get some.

A true "bro" is happy for his mate when he gets tail and actually encourages it.

All for one and one for all, not NONE FOR ALL...

See also: Emotional Blackmail, Cock Block, Cock Blocking, Wingman
Scenario One:

End of a houseparty, not many girls left. Nico doesn't really fancy said girl, he just wants to pull, but girl wants to pull dude and vice versa.

Nico: "I got dibs on that girl first, I saw her first"

Dude: "She's not into you dude, and we're kind of got a thing going on"

Nico: "Dude, don't get with her man, you're not a friend if you do... Bros before hoes..."

Dude "(What a tit)"

Scenario Two:

Dude: "Why are you following me and my lady home? Isn't your dad picking you up?"

Nico: "I fancy her man, she's Greek, and so am I"

Dude: "Well go fuck your sister then, this girl's been with me all night"

Nico "She liked me first. And I saw her first"

Dude: "...what the fuck...."

Nico: "Ok, lets share her then..."

Dude: "Lad, I wouldn't share a snickers or share my pint with you - what the fuck makes you think I wanna share a girl?"

Nico, pathetically: "Bros before hoes..."
by This Is A True Brother February 2, 2009
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trifling ass hoe

trifling ass hoe invented by bob evans bussers in Alliance Ohio to put down servers or just normal woman. Its to Explain a girl interfering with something your doing like just being lazy.
That trifling ass hoe wants me to clean that up fuck her!

Or Tara is a trfling ass hoe!
by Chris Sukosd February 26, 2005
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hoe fur sure

simply that person is a hoe but its a better way to say it. started at Woodbridge senior high school
by Aaron9119 November 25, 2007
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Haunted House Hoe

A girl you hit on the month of october so you can take her to haunted houses, hold her hand, and get it in. A halloween side bitch.
"You and megan getting serious?"
"Nah bro, she my haunted house hoe, her ass look good in leggings thats all."
by ziggytheman November 18, 2015
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Musty crusty hoes

A bitch who can’t keep up with money, a man, or a job periodt.
Follow me musty crusty hoes🏋️ ♀️
by Veebounce June 12, 2019
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