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Middle School 

Hell. Everyone is a bunch of poseurs and brats. They all try to make you conform and listen to the same stupid music thinking they're cool. They all have Middle School Relationships that aren't real or serious and last about a week.
You have either 7 or 8 classes that are usually on thee opposite sides of campus. You must run and risk looking like a loser to your next class within the time they give you to get to class. You may be three seconds late but you'll probably have a bitch for a teacher that marks you as late and gives you a detention.
You'll be constantly stressed and won't get a chance to relax after waking up at 6:00am and then go to school for 6 hours, go home and do your shit-load of homework and still be expected to get to school on time and get amazing grades after getting to bed at midnight.
Then your teachers demand a binder for each class so you look like a huge nerd with a fifty pound backpack that you must run to each class with. In classes, you are forced to learn stupid ass shit you'll never use again and must remember just long enough to pass standardized tests and if you get a bad grade, your parents will criticize you to the point of tears but they just can't sympathize with you. Have fun!

All that stuff on TV about middle school being fun? Lies. All the fun stuff that happens in books? Never happens.
My teacher gave me so much fucking math homework I had to pull an all-nighter and then got detention for falling asleep during class.

Popular kids pointed and laughed as I ran with my fifty pound backpack to my next class. Of course, they all looked cool in Hollister skirts and Jansport backpacks that were all empty.

I'm finally done with middle school. I don't remember anything I learned.
Middle School by AprilW. October 21, 2012
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bethlehem central high school

a brick building filled with so many potheads, if you burnt it down the whole town would get high
That kid must go to bethlehem central high school cause I bought some grass off him yesterday

lincoln jr high school 

A ghetto ass school that looks a prison. Short ass people be sending nudes at age 11 . Bitchy ass school, principal be changing EVERY year. Fr fr
George: Did you go to Lincoln Jr High School?
Sam: Yes
George: You must be ghetto.
lincoln jr high school by Syeeet September 7, 2017

Lambert High School

Hook em and Cook em! The school in the suburbs of Atlanta in Cumming GA, all puns intended. This is the school where everyone judges and hates on just about everyone. This is the school where sex isn’t an option. Drama thrives through the blood of everyone in this school. This is the school where the admin doesn’t give a rats ass about anyone unless it looks like it’ll ruin their rep. 90% of the staff is white. All the guys float their hats on their heads with long shaggy hair thinking they look cool but anyone can see they look like a homeless idiot. Looking through the parking lot and only seeing trucks and mustangs? Oh hun that’s normal. Depressed? Anxious? Suicidal? Welcome to Lambert High School!
Welcome to Lambert High School!

Fuck that i’m outtie.

hopewell middle school 

Hopewell Middle School, ga. Also known as hoe hell home of the hoes. Half the stalls don’t have doors, and p.e. Teachers are pedo’s. Get OSS for making a joke to someone. The teachers suck ass and none of the rules make fucking sense
“Sam I’m going to Hopewell Middle School next year”

“Commit suicide before the students force you to”

Al Dhafra private school

One of the worst schools in the world with the most shittiest teachers and shittiest people in general. Everyone is a snake and they all treat each other like shit. This school is cursed because whoever enters it starts acting like a bitch to everyone and completely changes. Have i mentioned that the education here is shit? especially PE class since no one does anything except getting their ipads taken from them. I honestly hope this school can burn and turn to ash
Al Dhafra Private School is shit

Kenwood Academy High school 

A school in Chicago’s south side which still can’t get the temperature right and has a really good jazz band.
Teacher: Do you know Kenwood Academy High School?
Student: Yah that’s where R Kelly went
Teacher: Sadly yep