piss wank

To piss/cum whilst asleep.

Waking up wet and the mid-drift is piss wank, wet.

by Jam Head October 16, 2009

After piss

While having a number two, it's the second piss that let's you known you are done.

"Just had a quality dump, finished off with the after piss!"

by MrPabloE July 1, 2022

sizzling piss

When your pissing on a burning log and the piss sizzles.

I went camping and pissed on the fire embers and saw sizzling piss!

by Razorblade89 April 19, 2018

Taped Up and Pissed Out

The situation you might in end up in after you have a vasectomy. Dick taped to your stomach and piss all over yourself.

After his vasectomy Mike realized his dick was taped up and pissed out. His nurse was hot so he was embrassed.

by El5enor August 6, 2018

Piss bitch

A name for someone who pees on the toilet seat and refuses to clean it up.

"Hey, Piss bitch pissed on the toilet seat again and his mommy had to clean it up!"

by AprilShowers420 April 8, 2023

piss-bomb

the act of leaving a pool of your pee Infront of someone's house

"Sofia was pissing me off so I piss-bombed her"

by dan-the-man173821 December 17, 2022

piss dynamics

A phrase used to describe the nuances of male urination. This includes complications such as the stream going 45⁰ away from the main trajectory as well as choosing the right urinal etc.

The most difficult thing about being a dude is probably the piss dynamics

by anonymous August 12, 2024