wet

when someone is being a bitch ass nigga

kyle rush is so wet.

by vBxnes June 2, 2018

Wet Hamburger

When slippery when wet signs grow limbs and chugs bleach

Person 1: Another wet hamburger happened at the shops

Person 2: Nice dude

by fucking mad lad douglas March 4, 2021

Wet Think

A wet think is when you're very tired and have a shower, you turn the temperature up a lil and sit down for an existential crisis.

Aw man I was having such a bad day I went for a wet think.

by I get money!!$ June 3, 2018

wet forehead

the hottest part of the body often becomes more liquid after seeing something hot

becky got a wet forehead when she saw that good fussy

by Bobrin March 4, 2021

West Virginia wet wipe

Much like the “Alabama wet wipe” where you spit on the toilet paper before you wipe the spitter is replaced with you sister. Or sibling of direct decent.

Had to call in reinforcements for that shit the West Virginia wet wipe was a necessity! Thanks SIS!!!

by William R Buttlicker March 20, 2020

wet-getables

A portmanteau of wet and vegetables. Coined by Guy Fieri in the tv show The Great North.

Beef: "Vegetables should not be delicious. If you don't like dry broccoli, just try it wet."
Honeybee: "Like, soaked in water?"
Beef: "Yes."
Guy: "What are you talking about, man? Nobody wants wet-getables."

by natalie portmanteaux August 24, 2024

wet splinkadoo

The act of making Taylor Swift cum by slurping her juices up and shooting a stream of her grool directly at her clit.

Travis Kielce just beat my ass because I gave Taylor the ol' wet splinkadoo.

by CourtingJester February 7, 2025