Birth Certificate Blues

The down on yourself feeling one gets after finding out that your most hated enemy, who you believe to be an illegal alien, proves to you that they are in fact a citizen of your respective country by flashing their birth certificate.

President Obama gave Donald Trump the birth certificate blues after releasing his long-form birth certificate to the world.

by That guy with the thing there May 20, 2011

blue veined clarinet

the penis.

you wanna play my blue veined clarinet?

yes.

by tizard May 11, 2009

Hungry bum blues

When a homosexual man hasn't had sex in a while, and it leads to him getting depressedm, he has the hungry bum blues

Man, Adam hasn't gotten any for so long, I think he's starting to get the hungry bum blues!

by the hungriest bum August 24, 2011

Blue ribbon asshole

The prize for being the supreme king of the asshole universe. Typically males in positions of power they have no business being in, these assholes are almost always washed up has-beens, alcoholics, or abusive sociopaths that are extraordinary prolific in their buffoonery despite their misgivings.

"That Kevin is no ordinary dick bag, he's a blue ribbon asshole!"

by HeroHandy May 7, 2019

Ass Licker Blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.

John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh...the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.

by ugfest December 12, 2008

Evil Blue Chicken

a chicken that over the years has become blue and evil through the process of evolution

ah man bob just got attacked by an evil blue chicken

by GrammarAreFun June 12, 2006

blue dart backdraft

A "blue dart backdraft" can be fatal. "according to some questionable research." A blue dart on its own can be quite amusing. however if the conditions are just right, things can get ugly. A blue dart is when you lay flat on your back,(or for best results get on all fours). Pull your bare ass out, and hold any open flame uncomfortably close to your exposed anus(it might be easier to have a good friend hold the flame) and let one rip. the bigger the better. (great party trick by the way). but if your not careful you may cause a "blue dart backdraft". which is when the blue dart is retracted back into the lower intestine. igniting the remaining methane gas in your bowels. therefore essentially cooking your insides. until you die!

Dude, that blue dart backdraft almost killed me.

by american wetback June 1, 2014