splash de chocolate

When you take poop splattered all around, even underneath the seat that you can only see once you lift it up to clean the toilet and you rub it on your body like if it was a chocolate splash, cologne or perfume.

“Depilate, untate el splash de chocolate” - Bryant Myers

by Albert ballstein December 12, 2023

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Chocolate Reagan

When you take an entire bar of chocolate, melt it, and then pour it into somebody's asshole, then eat it.

"Yeah, dude, last night she totally let me do a Chocolate Reagan on her!"

"No shit??"

"Nope!"

by yondobas December 12, 2023

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Chocolate sexy balls

A pair of balls that are typically chocolate and sexy.

Look at garret over there with his chocolate sexy balls. I bet he gets all the bitches

by Jeff turns me on December 14, 2023

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chocolate hummus

This is just an insult to the Arab world. There is a special pit in hell for you if you dip your pita bread in chocolate hummus. But obviously, the Americans love it because they invented it. 🤢🤢🤢😭😭😭😖😖😖😫😫😫🥴🥴🥴

American: Yo let’s have some Arab food!
Arab: Yeah sure mate, whatcha thinkin?
American: Pita bread with chocolate hummus!
Arab: You need mental rehab bro...

by an Arab guy... December 14, 2023

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