jedi-bag

v. To dig oneself into a carcass for warmth.

I was so cold the other day I had to cut open and jedi-bag my buddy's tauntaun, which I may add smelled way worse on the inside.

by get him dad October 25, 2011

bag jelly

1. - refers to a man's biological preserves. Naturally, the bag denotes the man's scrotal sack. One could say that a man's balls are the fruit of his loins. Therefore, only jelly could flow from them; 2. - man preserves.

Smitten Wife: This English Muffin needs something.
Devoted Husband: Gee, Honey, how about some jam, egg yolk, or butter?
Smitten Wife: Those sound okay but inadequate.
Devoted Husband: Oh, I know! How 'bout some bag jelly?!
Smitten Wife: Baby, you really know me!!!

Happily ever after..........

by shit taster July 30, 2009

boil in the bag

BOIL IN THE BAG is a man who takes on sumone elses kids or wrongly believes the kid is his own offspring this is not true hense he is a boil in the bag daddy

pure (boil in the bag) u lad

when you hear a kid calling the man by his real name you think to yourself (boil in the bag)

by csaylenevernoboilinthebagmelad July 5, 2009

Tool Bag

A person who is a tool and a douche bag.

The idiot that cut me off in traffic was a Tool Bag

by BizzyBlond April 18, 2011

douche bag

Spanish Translation:
bolsa de limpiador de la vagina

Pedro es una bolsa de limpiador de la vagina. (douche bag)

by bobby-land October 18, 2008

Whore Bag

Where you fit 6+ whores into a bag, where when swung, leaves an abrasioon upon the face of the person recieving the blow. If the person gets knocked out, he will then be allowed one free kick to the groin area of the person swinging the whores. Exception: If the reciever is a total pussy or has been bitching non-stop.

Joey swung the whore bag, nailing tim across the face causing a black and blue.

by yanks123 October 5, 2007

boob-bag

When you shove your chest in an unsuspecting persons face.

Marsha was sleeping on the bus and I totally boob-bagged him.

by KAY6922 August 9, 2006