Slow-bro

To be retarded and slow, to hold down smb or just an evocation to the Pokémon "Slowbro"

1. Slowbro used Water Pulse!
2. -"I'm gonna break ya neck"
+"Slow-bro, u need to calm down and take a valeriana (o leke).
3. Cabeeeeeeza! TUUUU!

by denis3wallace3 April 29, 2017

On bro

When you put something on your bro
Comes from Chicago about 2010

“Deja said you hit her line last night tellin her you’d eat it”

“Mane I’ll never say no goof ass shit like that on bro she tweakin”

by KillBill312 December 27, 2022

They're Just kids bro

But muh kid bro. It's just kids. You don't have to do the kids though because I'm not going to listen to you either way or something.

Hym "They're just kids bro and the people shooting them are ALSO just kids and if you were to actually articulate what you are doing to me and ask yourselves if you want just your kids to die so that you can do this the answer would not be yes. And you can think it's good all you want but I'm not going to let you make me work and I'm not going to let you make me improve myself. I'm not living for your kids but they will die for me if I don't get my credit and payment. There is no nobility in this self-righteous sacrifice of yours. You thought this was something it wasn't and now you will not stop paying the cost until stop doing the thing. Fuck your kids."

by Hym Iam July 3, 2025

bro

alternate name for your crush.

a girl will call her love interest this when she can’t actually confess her feelings. although it might be misleading (because bro is commonly used between friends), she is actually trying to communicate that she really really likes him.

*when he makes you laugh* “brooo that’s not even funny”
or
*when he asks you to hangout* “duh, i’d love to bro!”
translation: “i love you” / “ask me out”

by gingerfish24 June 10, 2020

BRO-FRIEND

For people who start dating their male sibling whether brother or step brother etc

How's things going with you and your Bro-friend?

by Wave Red1 July 3, 2023

bro me up

When ur chilling and u want someone to dab u up or become their friend or ask for a favor

Hey Reb yitz bro me up real quick and give me a ride

by anonymous November 16, 2020

shut up bro you’re weird

Typically used in discord reaction gifs, “Shut up bro, you’re weird” is the worst thing you could ever say to anyone. Best used against people yapping, aka oversharing.

Jimmy: “Ever heard of this game called Genshin Impa-“
Yvette: “Shut UP bro you’re WEIRD!!!!”

by thepipebombinyourmailbox December 19, 2023