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blubber bean

when a "fart" runs up the anterior side of the body (instead of posterior), trapping the toxic gas in the scrotum...causing the male genitals to inflate like a balloon, and causing extreme disgust/discomfort.
While lying on your sofa you let out ablubber bean...disgusted with yourself you lay motionless, hoping that nobody would notice the look of shame on your face or smell the horror that lurked inside your pants.
by johnny rutenmiezer February 24, 2011
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Jeffrey Bean

Jeffrey Bean is a Youtuber known as Phasium HD and loves making videos for his fans! English Meaning: The name Jeffery is an English baby name. In English the meaning of the name Jeffery is: Derived from one of three Old German names, meaning: district, traveler, or peaceful pledge. Jeffrey is a funny, romantic, caring, helping, successful person in his life. He always wants to help his friends that are depressed, and doesn't like them feeling down.
Jeffrey Bean: hey bro are you ok?
Friend: no, life is so boring right now, like i literally have nothing do!
Jeffrey Bean: Lets hang out and play some games so we can chill!
Friend: YEAH, Lets go!
by Youtube Official November 6, 2018
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Bean

When you are so far deep in a girl that you feel a little jelly bean like object inside of her.
"Hey, did you rock that girl last night?
"Yea, I beaned her and it was amazing!"
by RealCambino June 7, 2017
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Bean

Not Bean(s) but just a bean for the small-mouthed
by FrappaCHINA December 7, 2020
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Bean

The dumbest thing you could ever call someone. If you’ve ever called someone bean you deserve the death penalty and to die the slowest most painful death possible. You deserve even worse if it’s used to talk about a significant other or a guy/girl best friend.
Bean guess what just happened. Hey bean hows it going?
by human toaster oven February 9, 2021
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Bean

by xjsvg December 18, 2021
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Bean-farmer

When a female put her hand down the front of her pants and wipes her vag and then smell that hand to check to see if her vag smells
I seen a bean-farmer on north st Daytona Beach
by Letmynutsgo86 February 15, 2023
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