MY NAME IS 1 EGGS

I MADE THE BREAKFAST
IT WAS DIFFICULT TO PUT THE MEAL TOGETHER
BUT UNFORTUNATELY SOMETHING WENT SO WRONG
AND NOW I CANT DO ANYTHING BUT SING THIS STUPID SONG

MY NAME IS 1 EGGS 1 EGGS 1 eggs 1 eggs 1 eggs

by aviation lover 123 August 27, 2025

Day 1 Assembly

The assembly where people suffer less and can actually sit down, still have to clap AS HARD AS Day 4 assembly though.

Day 1 assembly? NOT AGAIN

by THE_GUY_WITH_A🍆 December 29, 2023

Culinary Arts period 1 creekwood

A really boring period where you sometimes make food.

I wish that i could skip Culinary Arts period 1 creekwood.

by bruhmoment83 May 9, 2022

November 1

National ask out your girl best friend day

It’s November 1 so I asked out my best friend Emily she said yes

by Dictionary Dave 69 October 21, 2020

Da 1%

Those who do what 99% won’t. Da 1% does not get outworked, wont give up, and continues to chase the dreams of joining Da 1%. They have a fear of not being successful that drives them to be the hardest working people you know.

Dang. His work ethic is insane he is Da 1% doing what most people won’t.

by Da Mission October 23, 2023

1 girl 1 phone

This girl has a brick phone and it gets a phone call so it starts vibrating. I'm sure you guys know where this is going but ill explain even more. She puts the phone in her cat and starts putting it in and out.

Jack: "Yo watch 1 girl 1 phone it's a really good film about this phone that tells a girl what to do. If she does not follow she will die..."
Tom: "Ok give me a second! That sounds so interesting!"
Next day later
Jack: "How was the video?"
Tom: "SHUT THE FUXK UP"

by D4ddyCh1ll~! December 12, 2022

1 train

The 1 train is a local train that runs on the 7th Avenue Line, along with the 2 and 3 trains. It goes from Van Cortlandt Park–242nd Street to South Ferry. Its rolling stock consists of 310 R62As. It serves all stations along its path at all times. Transfers are as follows: 168th St (A, C), 96th St (2, 3), 59th St-Columbus Circle (A, C, B, D), Times Square-42nd St (A, C, E, B, D, F, M, N, Q, R, W, Times Sq Shuttle, 7), 14th St (out-of-system transfer to F, M, L), and South Ferry (R, W). The 1 train is served by the 240th St Yard, where a 3rd express track extends to Dyckman St. A flyover connects the 1 train to the 207th St Yard between 215th St and 207th St. A separate express track extends from the 137th St Yard to 96th St. 2 express tracks enter from the Lenox Av Line (2, 3), creating a quad-track trunk line that extends all the way to Chambers St. After Chambers St, the 2 center express tracks exit to the Clark Street Tunnel, leaving 2 tracks for the 1 train. Before South Ferry, 2 tracks move towards the South Ferry Loop, where they form a balloon loop along with the tracks past Bowling Green (4, 5).

A$AP Rocky: Anything is better than that 1 Train

by harrison's mta October 22, 2023