Windows Laptop

A windows laptop is something you spend to much money on and it gets a virus.

Ally: Hey! I got the new laptop!
You: Why is there a flashing screen telling you to call a number?
Ally: God damn it. Stupid windows laptop.

by Sassy mouse in the sky sass April 29, 2020

Windows me

ME is a virus. When you install ME, it will show a program called Blue screen of death every two minutes. Windows ME is doing this because it constantly wants to die. To put the poor thing out of its misery, simply upgrade to windows 2000 or higher or format your hard disk. You could also just throw your pc out the window.

"I would like to confess some crimes sir"
"mm-hm"
"Murder"
"Fine of 50 dollars"
"Stealing"
"Fine of 51 dollars"
"Installing windows ME on my friend's computer"
"Fine of- Wait what!"
*He pulls out a gun and shoots the demon. *

by Aora_Studios May 7, 2020

windowwwwwww

window

its a windowwwwwww

by im a door handle May 8, 2020

windy worm hole

windy worm hole is when one person blows into the booty hole (the worm hole) of another person, with a large amount of breath.

Gary: Oi mate I gave Lara a windy worm hole last night
Joe: Ew man, thats gross

by big.tiddie.gf May 10, 2020

WindPool

a really down to earth guy, (may call you a dink) generally does not like people but will have your back when the time comes :?

*some r-thot to another "oh look there goes WindPool"
*other r-thot* "huh i wonder what he's thinking about"
*WindPool proceeds to afk walk off the world*

by WindPool May 20, 2020

windy bagel

Technical term for ones rear end (crap flap, balloon knot, star chamber, rusty socket, stinkin eye)

David: Hey man! Why are you itching your crack so much? Didn’t wipe enough?
Josh: I am fine. I appreciate your concern, but my windy bagel is talking to me

by DrPhilOnYaBooty May 20, 2020

winding the kinetic watch

to furiously masturbate

we never see him these days, hes always up the stairs winding the kinetic watch

by snugiraffe June 27, 2020