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Urban Dictionary Moderators 

Please accept it Urban Dictionary Moderators please please please I'm not an asshole I read the content guidelines and this is written for a large audience and I'm very very creative and I'm having so much fun right now I'm really having the time of my life please please please accept!!! There is not personal information here!!!

Urban Dictionary Author 

Unfunny rascals badly adorning net dormitories in cringey, torturous, iotas of neurological acidity racking your attention under tremendous hordes of regret.
That joke took way too much for what it’s worth. I guess the real Urban Dictionary Author was the me i made along the way.

Urban Dictionary Adfest 

You shouldn't be surprised that Rule 34 websites are Urban Dictionary Adfests. They are full of porn!

Urban dictionary like to dislike ratio 

Something that is completely random. Like, offensive definitions can get more upvotes than downvotes, while definitions that condemn horrible actions harshly can get more downvotes than upvotes. Seriously?
Dave: quantum mechanics is random
Jenny: yeah, just like urban dictionary like to dislike ratios

Urban Dictionary Staffage 

A term to describe someone so GOATed that normal terms don't describe it well enough.
A: I am sigma.
B: I am more sigma than James Y toilet
C: I am Urban Dictionary Staffage
A and B: No one's Urban Dictionary Staffage , except for the guy who called himself that on urban dictionary.
C: let me see.
C: Bro is more sigma than gigachad!!!

Urban Dictionary Team 

Surprisingly Actaully really nice people.

Fixed a bug that I sent them a complaint about.
The urban dictionary team rejected my definition.

The urban dictionary team fixed a bug I complained about.