Pissed bothering

The act of getting completely bloto and going up to randos and engaging them in conversation.

Let's have another couple of stiff ones before we go to the pub, want to do some serious pissed bothering tonight!

by Shuaman April 13, 2021

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Piss jitters

When you have been needing to pee but you neglect going, resulting in you shaking uncontrollably in short bursts.

I needed to urinate so badly that i got the piss jitters, i looked like Michael J Fox.

by JimGherkins May 2, 2017

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Horse Piss

When one has to take such a long and lengthy piss after holding it in for an absurd amount of time.

This piss mimicks one that would come out of a massive horse cock (Thick and Steamy), although it is coming out of your average human schmeckle.

Gary “I’ll be back boys, I have to go take a huge horse piss with my rhino chode.”

by LTG69969 January 16, 2024

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piss missile

A piss missile is absolute wondershot in football (or soccer if your country doesnt care enough about it) that is a long speedy straight shoot that scores a goal

Person 1: Did you see the goal Aaron scored?
Person 2: Yeah, absolute piss missile

by hodenkitzler71 February 4, 2024

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Piss Ant

Some one who thinks they have it worse over another person. They snap and complain on how you couldn't possibly relate because you haven't been in their position.

Did you hear about the recent case up in that small town Idaho? It's caused such waves that everyone and their dog has an opinion about how things should be done.

Each one being a piss ant, nothing will get accomplished at this rate.

by REBel Siren January 21, 2023

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