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iz*one relaunch 

scientists have confirmed that an izone relaunch will defeat poverty in the world, increase the happiness rate, also defeat air pollution, eliminate homophobes thanks to their music, and everyone in the world will have taste.
so, choose izone relaunch, for a better world, for a better future, for a better taste.
iz*one relaunch can change the world.
iz*one relaunch by stanizone July 10, 2021

Squack one out 

I was scrolling through insta at work and got so horny I had to squack one out in the shitter

Pulling A Rogue One 

When the director / creator of a movie or short film creates characters that are very pleasing and attachable to the audience. And then kills them all off in a heartbreaking way.
Hey dude did you finish the Call Of Duty Infinite Warfare Campaign?

Yeah. The creators went with the idea of Pulling a Rogue One

Damn dude. That's depressing.

crackin open a cold one with the boys 

The ancient ritual of opening an ice cold beer with the boys. One of the most important moments of a boys life.
Sorry honey Saturday's are for crackin open a cold one with the boys

Just one more level syndrome

Just one more level syndrome is when a person is playing a video game and the person is unable to stop playing. They continue to play and think they will stop playing after they complete the level and when they do complete the level they just think they'll stop after they complete the next one and so on. The gamer will continue to play despite needing to do other things such as: socializing, doing jobs, going to work, going to the toilet, sleeping, eating and anything else. In more severe cases of Just one more level syndrome people will waste away and die. While they play they will continually think they will stop playing once the level is complete.
Matthew suffered from Just one more level syndrome and was playing a game on his Xbox 360 and it was 3am and he needed to go to sleep. Matthew intended to complete the level and go to bed and when he did finish the level he thought "Just one more level" and he played through the next level. This carried on until Matthew completed the game and upon completetion he thought "Just one more game." Matthew was not able to sleep until he ran out of games.

am I the only one 

A pointless phrase that is most often used on the internet.

It is used to whore for attention, because if someone is asking whether or not he or she is the only one, he or she should already know that the answer is "no," yet proceeds to ask anyway. Thus, "am I the only one" disguises a statement of opinion as a question.

It is also used to convince oneself that one's opinion is a unique, nonconformist take on things and everyone else are sheep (or worse yet, sheeple).
Idiot: Am I the only one who doesn't care about Iron Man 2?

Dude: No, idiot. Everyone else who doesn't care about Iron Man 2 doesn't waste their time looking for discussions on Iron Man 2.