kick dicks in

To dominate so thoroughly as to metaphorically kick in multiple dicks to the point of inversion.

Oh bitch, I kick dicks in!

by Abio del Spoon April 16, 2008

pickled dick

a wiener thats been bottled/marinating in STD juice. Guys who sleep around with a lot of girls are usually associated with one of these.

That dude? No way! He did Amy. He's got a pickled dick.

by smartypants678 March 29, 2007

Dick wedgie

When a males penis is pushed up against the inside of your underwear usually suggesting tight pants and or a tight belt.

You see bob over there he's been picking at the front of his pants all night. He definitly has adick wedgie

by jajajajajajajjaj May 19, 2011

shin-dick

Using a woman's shin as an aiming device by resting the penis on her shin right before ejaculating for full facial targeting practice.

The only way he was able to hit her perfectly in the eye was by using the classic shin-dick position.

by shin man September 11, 2010

dick cheney

bitch face who cares only for his own fucking ass. a powerhungry narcissist with no outside purpose except to ruin the world.

and btw, he is an evil man

1) if his sole purpose was to seek out weapons of mass destruction, he saw him in the mirror every time he shaved.

2) dick cheney lovd money and power, overlooks poor and above until rich

3) ran country like dictatorship

4) communist, nazi

by dick cheney hater (and Bush) December 1, 2009

dick leave

time earned by employees throughout the year that once accumulated can then be used at their discretion to validate abscence from work before going postal on an a dickhead boss.

my boss is all up in my shit lately. then he wants to cry talkin about "his job so stressful". he best chill back before i bust out with a couple weeks of dick leave on his ass! then he gonna see stressful for real when he doing BOTH our jobs!

by BILLicitly ilLEgAL May 22, 2009

Dick Kiss

When two dudes are sword-fighting and when they are both about to CUM they touch dickheads, simulating kissing. Then the man mess ensues.

"Yo, bro that dude across the bar is checkin you out. I think he is lookin' to Dick Kiss with you!"

by Corey O'Connor April 22, 2007