Jack Septic Eye

This would look great on a mug

I fucking love Jack Septic Eye

by Cochoco August 02, 2018

Ryan B****ey

A Large Cunt With No Friends That Betrays Everyone

Me: Have You Met Ryan B****ey He's Such A Cunt He Stabbed James In The Back

by MemeFuqBoi September 05, 2018

Stank-Eye Dave

When having sex, a girl puts her finger in the guy’s ass, pulls it out, and pokes him in the eye with the same finger.

“Bro, how’d you get Pink Eye?” “My girl gave me a damn Stank-Eye Dave!”

by Joey 7-11 March 02, 2022

eyes glued shut

When eye discharge gets dry and crusty then cause eyes glued shut. The eye kids will be glued together.

CBC news:
The boy was hospitalized because of eyes glued shut.

by Tomytomy September 08, 2015

Sexy eyes challenge

While listening to the song “Sexy Eyes” by Dr. Hook (single version) people make sexy eyes/various looks at the camera when the line “sexy eyes” comes on.

Started by Tim Adami

Joe: That sexy eyes challenge is so funny
TJ: you really got to smize like Tyra!

by TEEJA August 10, 2018

Brown eye of a shitstorm

The brief calm one feels between episodes of personal chaos.

Found out yesterday my mistress is pregnant. My wife will probably find out tomorrow on Facebook. So today I’m just gonna get drunk and try to take advantage of the brown eye of a shitstorm.

by James Jessenfedden October 23, 2020

Red eye trip

«The red eye trip» was a tradision in the USA where people went out after school friday night, drove to LA where they partied all night long, all weekend. Then early in the morning on monday they drove back to school

she had a red eye trip this weekend

by retgirl February 11, 2022